He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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