Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
