I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
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