I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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