So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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