guys are not supposed to queef...right?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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