Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Randomize
