What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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