hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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