The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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