She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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