Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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