im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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