I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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