How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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