i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Randomize
