you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
my liver is dry heaving
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize