hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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