It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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