I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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