did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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