never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize