Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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