found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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