When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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