i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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