Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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