OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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