? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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