please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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