There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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