You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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