It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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