Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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