if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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