Nicole vs. Life
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Randomize
