Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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