just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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