Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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