Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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