Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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