I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
