Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I hate all girls vehemently.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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