Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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