so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I need a hoe opinion
go on
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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