please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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