Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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