I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
my nose is crying tears of wow.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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