did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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