Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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