he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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