the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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