dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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