The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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