i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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