You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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