But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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