you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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