The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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