I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
So apparently I’m into choking now
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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